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About LughaidhCampbeIlho
Fendon Rect
(Migraine Headache, Painful Periods, Joint Damage causing Pain and Loss of Function, Fever, Pain, Head Pain, Toothache, Pain associated with Arthritis, Backache, Muscle Pain).
Isoetharine Dispos-A-Med Inhl
(Asthma, Bronchitis, Obstructive Pulmonary Disease, Asthma Prevention, Emphysema, Asthma Attack, Chronic Widening of Lung Air Passages, Bronchospasm).
How does an elephant go up a tree?
It
stands on an acorn and waits for it to grow. OdellBurlietu
School lunches are not generally popular with
those that have to eat them, and sometimes with good reason.
"What
kind of pie do you call this ?" asked one schoolboy
indignantly.
"What's it taste of ?" asked the cook.
"Glue!"
"Then it's
apple pie, the plum pie tastes of soap." BentMelroneGM
According to "The Australian," an airliner
recently encountered severe
vibration in flight.
The captain
decided to make an emergency landing, and switched on the
seat belt
sign.
The vibration stopped immediately.
A passenger
emerged from a lavatory and explained that he had been
jogging in place
inside. SamoelTorransDu
What's big and hairy and climbs up the
Empire State Building in a dress?
Queen Kong. AmbonisyeSheldonSC
Why don't bananas snore?
Because they
don't want to wake up the rest of the bunch. TorrianFrikaKC
What should you do if you find a snake sleeping
in your bed ?
Sleep in the wardrobe ! NairneChickbM
Did you hear
about the fire in the rednecks
library? Both the books got burned, and one
hadn't even been
coloured in yet. BergRomanoQD
The monster spent a fortune
on deodorants
before he found out that people didn't like him
anyway. RowenSimeonTr
What do you call a nun with a
washing
machine on her head ?
Sister Matic ! OrmanZaradYY
How many hairs are in a dog's tail?
None. They
are all on the outside. AineislisWethrbyJN
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