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About DerikRufofM
What do
you get if you cross a toilet with a
pop singer ? Loo-Loo !
Premature Ejaculation Treatment
What do you call a dog with no legs ?
It
doesn't matter what you call him, he still won't come !
functions of nutrients
Teacher: Why do you want to
work in a bank,
Alan?
Fred: 'Cuz there's money in it, sir.
grooming bath
There are bats hanging of a branch
upside down, all except one. Two bats comment: "What's happened to this
one?
- I don't know, two minutes ago he seemed normal and then
he
fainted.
Wedding Ideas
What's the difference between a headmaster and
a poisonous snake ?
You can make a pet out of a snake !
home mortgage calculator
Student l: "Did
you know that ghosts are
protected by the Constitution?"
Student 2: "They are?"
Student 1:
"Sure. It's in the Bill of Frights!"
Gardens
Young
Vestal was walking in his Florida
backyard when an alligator bit him.
"Mama!" yelled the boy. "A
gator jus' bit off mah foot!"
"Which one?" called his mother
from inside the cabin.
"How the hell should Ah know?!" he
shrieked. "They all look alike to
me!" MalachiAilenYh
When can you dive in a swimming pool and
not
get your hair wet ?
When your bald ! ColleyDynawdOY
How did the hail stone describe it's
life?
-It really has a lot of ups and downs ColynBrandenWM
There was once a puppy called
May
who loved to pick quarrels with animals who were bigger than she
was. One day she argued with a lion. The next day was the first of June.
Why ? Because that was the end of May! DerranceWinstonxF
Doctor, Doctor, Father Christmas gives us
oranges every Christmas. Now I think I'm turning into an
orange!
Have you tried playing squash? EstebanGeoffIn
Why did the duck stick his leg into a
computer?
He wanted to have webbed feet. LindUlfgeryb
Why is Chelsea Clinton growing up a
confused child?
Because dad can't keep his pants on and mom wants to
wear
them. GannDeveryAY
What's grey and moves at a hundred
miles
an hour ?
A jet propelled elephant ! ByrneRegWB
How many Obsessive-Compulsive P.D. does
to take to change a lightbulb?
Just one. But he has to check it 100
times, one for each watt. FitzjamesClennandI
Q: Why is it dangerous to let your man's mind
wander?
A: It's too little to be out alone. BalmoralAhimelechpA
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